OK, first. I get it. I'm on facebook a lot. You would be too. I do a lot of shit at this computer, both necessary and not. I also find I get along with people better if there's a computer screen involved.
A recent study said regular facebook users are narcissistic and since this study I've heard people saying they would cut down on their FB time.
Dudes, just embrace it.
Anyway, you know those super annoying "likes," right? Some examples:
Dear Lord, please keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
Not too bad. A twitch, but not too bad. FSM knows I've a rather undisciplined mouth at times and could use forgiving friends. But you know, ones I can actually see.
Our God is an AWESOME God! Like if you agree!
Uhm, thanks. That song is now stuck in my head (if you haven't heard it, it's pretty much that, repeated.)
If God is for us, who can be against us? Click like if you agree!
A bunch of people, actually.
Anyway, you get the point.
The thing is, I've never seen any that I'd actually like to press "like" on relating to agnosticism/atheism or liberalism. They don't exist that I can tell (also, i'm not big on clicking on these things. i've clicked on about two and then a third I didn't mean to click on because i'm an idiot)
So here are my suggestions:
Evolution is not a 'belief.' It is strong scientific theory. Open a book. Click like if you agree!
I stopped paying tithing and got this great job!
Freedom of religion includes freedom from religion.
I believe everyone has the right to life after they are born.
Missionaries: People who leave their families for two years so they can harass and lie to yours!
If god has ever answered a prayer for you and then later contradicted himself, click like!
Freedom of speech goes both ways, asshat.
Crying doesn't mean you're weak. It means you've been listening to Glenn Beck too much.
If you think God's last name ought to be Dammit, click like!
When Satan comes knocking at your door, don't let him in unless he brought that six pack with him.
Jesus was a heretic bastard who questioned authority, socialized with the sinners, and threw some motherfuckers out of a temple. Who the hell are you talking about?
It's Christmas time! Time to be with family, to embrace hope, be happy and cozy and--oh yeah. Bitch like a 2 year old about having to share your holiday with the Jews and Blacks.
These are half-assed attempts at humor (though I am partial to that last one), but I couldn't wait. Especially after my last few posts.
Any others you'd like to recommend?