Y'all, this "where i put my purse but i'm gonna make it sound naughty" thing isn't really all that interesting. Let's just be forthright.
Where do you like it?
And by "it" I do mean sex.
I dig the shower, but let's be realistic here, when your shower barely makes enough room for one person, let alone two, it's a bit difficult. Gonna fix that one day.
There's the couch, lazyboy. No experience with tables yet. It does seem a bit icky, but there are ways around that. Not really into the floor scene.
I've always kind of liked the idea of doing it outside. In a rainstorm.
Okay, your turn. Even if its only been fantasy, let's get inappropriate.