Okay. I'm on a rampage, apparently. Just discovered that my old Institute "support specialist" (ie: secretary) has a profile on Mormon.org. The link to it is unnecessary to this post, just know that one answer provided inspiration.
Question: "Are Mormons Christian?"
Member: "Of course we are! Duh, it says Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints on all our church buildings."
While not perfect, this answer strikes me as analogous to "I'm not racist, I have a black friend."
That answer doesn't mean anything.
But, you know, whatever.