A common meme I've heard often lately is that those who do not believe in god must worship something. You know, stuff like mammon, money, cars, status, etc. Satan.
But srsly, I must be doing something wrong because I'm at a loss. I need something to worship, y'all.
Well. Maybe lately it's Jonathan Rhys-Meyers and Natalie Dormer.
Jesus. I'm gonna be so sad when Anne is beheaded. Henry was cuter when he was all punch-drunk over Anne (I know! I should be PISSED for Catherine, what an amazing lady and what a fucker Henry was--but he still loved her. You could tell. In his weird, narcissistic kingly way), and I can't...ugh. Anyways. Maybe it's more Anne. I wanted to kill Henry when--
Well. Watch the show. And don't judge! My love for the couple is irrational and goes completely against my values--
--Wait. Do I have values anymore?
Anyway, what has filled your void as far as worshiping goes? Are you power-hungry? Bow to the coffee gods? Football? I think my husband worships his fish. Damn fish. Should've known better than to get that initial "family" tank. Family tank, indeed!
What else is there. Oh who the fuck knows. Apparently humans just worship. They just do.