Saturday, December 18, 2010

Modest Lingerie: Brought to you by the Ensign

Dudes. I'll just leave you with the title. Honest to god, it's enough. 1971, sure, but still!!

Lingerie: Feminine AND MODEST.

Good fucking LORD.

Their poor, poor, poor sex lives.

9 comments:

  1. Modest lingerie? What's the point? I mean, isn't that, like, an oxymoron?

    Is it garment friendly? (ew) That oughta kill anyone's sex drive.

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  2. Oh goody! Now where did I leave those pinking shears.

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  3. So by "lingerie" they actually mean pajamas ... somebody's confused.

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  4. Makes one wonder if people are all "garments work! nothing is sexier than good-ol-righteousness"

    You know you're brainwashed when you can convince yourself GARMENTS can be sexy. If you can convince yourself.

    Yo, when it comes to sex LESS IS MORE.

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  5. I was SO sad there weren't pictures haha.

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  6. It could have been worse -- the article could have been about KNITTING lingerie!

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