Monday, December 20, 2010

A little bit of awesome.

You're in a meeting--Relief Society, YM/YM, Elder's Quorum, etc. The topic of inactives comes up.

"What can we do to bring him/her back?"

You shrug. "Do we really want that bitch back in our ward?"


  1. Love this, Lisa. I think my old bishop and SP heaved a huge sigh of relief and toasted near beer when I left. (Not that they would admit this.)

  2. yeah, if someone said "bitch" unironically in any church meeting, that would be awesome.

  3. I think, in a way, this already goes on. They just substitute nasty words like "bitch" with "sweet spirit", said with a patronizing and condescending laugh. It's much more offensive that way.

  4. CD: which is why it would be so fucking funny--can you imagine a straight up offensive remark being said? i think it would be a thing of beauty.