Go the [expletive] to Sleep: A Salvo for Tired Parents --NPR
Excerpt below!
The owls fly forth from the treetops.
Through the air, they soar and they sweep.
A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love
For real, shut the [expletive] up and sleep.
The cubs and the lions are snoring,
Wrapped in a big snuggly heap.
You're cute as hell and smart as [expletive]
But why in the [expletive] won't you sleep?
Seriously. I've some pregnant friends and family right now who I'd love to give a copy to, but no one who would approve. Which is too bad.
Interestingly enough, it's funnier with the bleep.
I think this book is awesome. I wish I had thought of it.
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Lorien
I preordered 3 of these. I'm giving them as baby shower gifts. Seriously, best shower gift ever.
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